StevenHandel

Listen. A lot of people don't have any sense of common courtesy anymore. Do you know what I mean? For example…I have a few "friends," who are just awful at returning phone calls, or actually calling me when they SAY they are going to. Or has it ever happened to you where you schedule to meet somewhere at a certain time but then the person sucks at showing up? I always get there about 10 minutes early, but my friends always end up being a ½ hour late or more. What is the deal with you people? Man made time for a reason! It's so that we KNOW when exactly we are supposed to be doing something so that people can meet and things can HAPPEN. If yo

How many of you know how to speak in a language other than English? Good for you. English is an AWFUL language to try to communicate in. The only redeeming factor for English is that it's a good language to talk in… if you want to COMPLETELY CONFUSE someone and put him or her into a trance. This is why I only use English when I want to hypnotize someone. Other than that I do all of my speaking and writing in Spanish. What you are reading right now is actually a translation of my writing which a friend did for me. I also do all of my THINKING in Spanish. If you even attempt to think in English, you will fail right off the bat! Have you ever s

Talent gets in the way of vision. It limits you. If you only like something that requires talent (which a lot of people do) than you are missing out on worlds of new experiences. A lot of artists and fans put so much thought into talent that they forget about things like creativity, direction, and most importantly - heart. I am not one to make this mistake. Whatever it is I do, I try to put the least amount of talent in it as possible. For instance, I purposely never learned how to play the piano. I refuse to learn how to keep a set rhythm. I refuse to know what notes are, or how they work. I also make it a rule that I don't practice wheneve

There is NOT enough cleavage on Myspace. Everywhere I look on Myspace… there isn't enough cleavage. The harder I search, the more difficult it becomes to find some, and trust me when I tell you that I've devoted weeks to this pursuit – all to no avail! This had me thinking. What is wrong with the girls of today? I had to know… Then it hit me – the women of today aren't comfortable enough with their bodies! Seriously, think about it. When is the last time you've seen some good cleavage? EXACTLY. This is because the only women that show cleavage are women past their 40s: your mom, your grandma, and that wrinkly, old lady that's always tanning